Press Release for the "iBullshit Detector" from Apple

Press Release July 21, 2010
From: Apple Corporation
For Immediate Release

The NEW "iBullshit Detector".

Its a hand held device and you just point it at the TV or Radio and when a politician lies, the "iBullshit Detector" makes a buzz noise.

With the "iBullshit Detector"  which will come in three different colors, Red, White, and Blue, you will no longer wonder if that TV pundit is lying, or if your girl friend is cheating on you.

With the WiFi capabilities of the "iBullshit Detector" you will be able to download your own buzzer sounds, much like people today download different ring tones for their iPhones.

Apple will make the "iBullshit Detector" available to the US at the beginning of October 2010.

Due to the adult content of the name "iBullshit Detector", Apple has agreed with the FCC to sell the "iBullshit Detector" under the name "iBS Detector" in the United States.

Thank You,

Apple Corporation