Punxsutawney Sean uses his six senses to declare global warming is a hoax

This is now the 17th year in a row that the Fox “news” weather specialist Punxsutawney Sean has made his declaration that global warming is a hoax. The human weather rodent uses his six senses by sticking his head out of his window at the News Corp building in New York.

 “The massive Nor’easter that is currently putting eastern states into a freeze is proof that there is no Global Warming”, says Punxsutawney Sean.

Punxsutawney Sean is a very special Fox “news” weather rodent; he has fine-tuned his sixth senses, while the average human only has five.

While atop of the News Corp building with his head firmly stuck out the window, the Fox “news” rodent used his senses to ascertain the following:

• Sense of Touch: felt the cold snow
• Sense of Smell: nose froze
• Sense of Hearing: heard wind howling
• Sense of Taste: snowflakes landed in mouth
• Sense of Sight: saw the snow

And Punxsutawney Sean’s sixth sense is his ability to speak to large audiences with the abnormal growth in his larynx that mimics a 50,000 watt radio broadcast system.

After announcing his findings, Punxsutawney Sean was quick to point out that Global Warming is a “hoax” created by “liberals” who are lead by their “Messiah, Barack Obama”. The rodent was also quick to point out that the main stream media no longer use the words "Global Warming" and now refer to it as "Global Climate Change".

All Fox “news” shows then repeat Punxsutawney Sean’s findings over and over and over again, through the man-made broadcast systems in the News Corp building.