"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all
in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once
you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed
with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't
want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No
neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food
stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if
you're preschool, you're f**ked." George Carlin