This is now the 17th year in a row that the Fox “news” weather
specialist Punxsutawney Sean has made his declaration that global warming is a
hoax. The human weather rodent uses his six
senses by sticking his head out of his window at the News Corp building
in New York.
Punxsutawney Sean is a very special Fox “news” weather
rodent; he has fine-tuned his sixth senses, while the average human only has five.
While atop of the News Corp building with his head firmly
stuck out the window, the Fox “news” rodent used his senses to ascertain the following:
- Sense of Touch: felt the cold snow
- Sense of Smell: nose froze
- Sense of Hearing: heard wind howling
- Sense of Taste: snowflakes landed in mouth
- Sense of Sight: saw the snow
And Punxsutawney Sean’s sixth sense is his ability to speak
to large audiences with the abnormal growth in his larynx that mimics a 50,000
watt radio broadcast system.
After announcing his findings, Punxsutawney Sean was
quick to point out that Global Warming is a “hoax” created by “liberals” who
are lead by their “Messiah, Barack Obama”. The rodent was also quick to point out that the main stream media no longer use the words "Global Warming" and now refer to it as "Global Climate Change".
All Fox “news” shows then repeat Punxsutawney Sean’s findings
over and over and over again, through the man-made broadcast systems in the News
Corp building.
